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Monday, 24-Jun-2002

 

Spurious thoughts and idle musings from the sports week just past ...

 

Have you figured it out yet, Bud ???  If not, please pay attention.  And don't worry, we'll go real slow for you.  Luis Castillo's 35-game hit streak ended late Saturday night.  But that's not the point, Bud.  The point is that his streak got us babbling about several old immortals ... Names like Rogers Hornsby, Ty Cobb, George Sisler, Wee Willie Keeler and so on.  Any week we get to see old black-and-white photos of cherished ballplayers from those good old days is a very good week indeed, Mr Selig.  This is what you're supposed to be selling.  The game.  The game.  The old ballgame.

 

Helluva run for the US soccer lads ... Friday's 1-0 loss to the Germans was a bummer but this team had no business being there.  Or did they ???  Think about it ... American moms have been loading up their minivans with soccer brats for years.  It's not that expensive.  It's pretty simple to play and it doesn't favor muscle-bound pituitary freaks either.  That's why thousands of kids play soccer.  All this country needs now is better development programs.  Let's face it, colleges are fixated on pig and hoops, the Twin Towers of cash manufacturing.  But if we somehow find a way to feed and grow 20 more Landon Donovans, that little globe thingy is ours, baby.  And then the rest of the world will really hate us.

 

"It's not my fault you don't play baseball.  It's not our fault you're not an actor or Bill Gates or anyone else.  Nobody is complaining about their salaries or the owners' salaries.  So don't complain about ours.  We have the right to make it.  It's entertainment.  It will come back. A lot of companies go on strike.  Not just baseball.  And people still ride the bus." ... Barry Bonds.  And he is absolutely correct.  Hell, that's one of the smartest things Barry has ever said.  And if he had kept it to himself, he'd have been brilliant.

 

Looks like the Houston Rockets are all set to take Yao Ming, the 7-5 center from China, with the first pick in this coming Wednesday's NBA Draft.  The Shanghai Sharks, Ming's current team, have been bought off, the China Basketball Association seems happy with Yao's commitment to play for the national team when needed and even his agents, both Chinese and American, are apparently content with their slice of the international wheel and deal.  All that's left now is a translator for the term "Shaq dunkbait".

 

And by the way, Bud, the Twinks and Spos are kicking ass and taking names.  And you and your daughter's Brewers are 15 1/2 out and deader than Arthur Andersen's office Christmas party plans. 

 

Brazil, Turkey, Germany, South Korea ... Also known as Duke, Coppin State, Kentucky and Bucknell.  Man, I'll have whatever the South Koreans ordered and lots of it please.  These homeboys just can't lose.  With wins over traditional powers Italy and Spain, the Red Devils are now the very first Asian team to make the World Cup Final Four.  Next up is Germany and of course there's no way they should win that one.  But Ed Pinckney wasn't supposed to outplay Patrick Ewing either, was he ???

 

Man, that is some world class stank coming off these World Cup refs.  Italy got vaffunculo, Spain got escariado and the Damn Yanks got just plain old boned.  And these guys have honked on just about every kinda soccer call there is ... Handballs, fouls, offsides, fake dives, end line outs, you name it.  Plus they've been handing out yellow cards as if they were invitations to a reunion of ringless Tar Heels.  Next thing you know they'll have Phil Luckett fly over there to flip a coin.  Brutal, Juice, brutal.

 

Ain't no flies on the Tejas Longhorns who cold cocked South Carolina to win the College World Series on Saturday in Omaha.  However painful the final result, at least the Cocks sent their blood rival Climpson buddies home with a pair of double elimination spankjobs over the Tiggers.  And if you know anything about these two schools, believe me, in time this Longhorn loss won't mean a thang.  Hell, Cock fans will cherish these twin wins for years to come.  At least until Strom Thurmond retires.  Whichever comes first.

 

Still more World Cuplets ... Despite my earlier admission that Italia really did get the shaft, it's always great fun to see them serve up a fine whine for dessert.  Of course the entree was Italian club Perugia's threat to fire Korean striker Ahn Jung-whan for booting the Italians back to The Boot.  Good enough to play in your league, good enough to send you home to it, I suppose.  And too bad for Jolly Olde England.  If there was any justice in this La Coupe du Monde, they'd have met Brazil in the finals.  And lost.

 

The WNBA players are seriously thinking of going on strike.  They've already filed a grievance against the New York Liberty for interfering with a union meeting.  You've come a long way, baby.  Oh and thanks for hiring Bill Laimbeer to coach the winless Detroit Shock.  You can never have too many bullies and thugs running your teams.

 

Rest in peace, Jack Buck.  Tell Harry Carey the Cubbies miss him.  And you too, Darryl Kile.  Tough week for Cards fans.

 

See ya nexted week ...

 

Robert E Hunt Jr

 

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